So apparently there’s a type of wood that can support the weight of drunk whores and a sasquatch? I like the guy in the background getting photographic proof of bigfoot.
“So apparently there’s a type of wood that can support the weight of drunk whores and a sasquatch?”
Why yes there is: MY WOOD! In my wildest dreams. I’d settle for the sasquatch at this point!
Dear God, when did Elvis find time to mate with Snooki?
LOLOLOLOL! Good One!
Is this some sort of classy bar for fat girls?
Wait. Snooki has an older sister? Yeesh
Wait, I’ve seen these two before. It’s Bertha and Beula Butt of The Butt Sisters…
That video was awesome.
Whoever took the picture should be in hiding, looks like they were doing a mating dance and no one wants to get raped by a gorilla.
When Deena asked the dressmaker if she could create the perfect outfit in her size for her trip to Vegas, the only question that came to mind was.”How many inches in an acre?”
I am speechless.
When did they move all the Eskimo women to Jersey?
God damn! one her legs looks like those giant sewer pipes…
jesus fucking christ…those huge, stumpy legs…those thick ankles…those lumpy, flat fucking feet…i think i’m gonna barf..
At least girls from Jersey have great personalities.
How the hell is the retarded one considered a star of the Jersey Shore?
Never, ever in the history of language has a one combination of words called for more specificity.
Looks like Danny DeVito in drag, only less classy.
Did her Spanx give out on her? That’s one supa-dupa belly! Time to STOP making the doughnuts! Never did like chicks who remove their shoes in a club.
How many Kardashians ARE there?
Aw, damn! The “Guntettes” have reunited and I missed it?
They think they’re raising the roof. Reality is, the floor is lowering. Club Owner: This building has a basement? Who knew?
Sprinkle the rice on the floor. Sumo’s about to start.
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