superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    I’d get away from her; those lips look as if they’re about to explode.

  2. Bucky Barnes

    She has a mouth like the north end of a southbound baboon. I know he’s a leeching douchebag but if he’s fucking her this guy deserves a medal.

  3. H6E6X6

    I guess working at a nursing home can have it’s perks

  4. RebelMinion

    In the moments before her lips exploded, things seemed relatively calm.

  5. reformed_druid

    I think his contains some kind of mind control device that makes him see a 20 years old.

  6. dontlooknow

    He’s so in touch with his feminine side.

  7. Seeing this made me think about what a great couple Jessica Simpson and her hair stylist would make.

  8. Is this some sort of Rorschach test? All I see are lips and a beard.

  9. Lita

    Um, she knows he’s gay, right? Right? ‘Cause that’s totally a gay face he’s making.

  10. oldfool

    yep, he looks right at home in West Hollywood.

  11. Manowl

    Blond is so not his color… I wonder what his daughter Liv thinks about his new look

  12. Charmless Man

    “Don’t hold your hand like that, sweetie. People will know.”

  13. How does she get that color? Does she go to the tanning salon and ask for the Oompa Loompa?

  14. JonV

    That is the least realistic wax sculpture I have ever seen.

  15. Texaschikkita

    I always wonders what happened to that guy from party oF 5. Hmmmm. I coulda sworn that whole cast died.

  16. Johnny P!

    Damn! That bitch is gonna make ANOTHER shitload of money when Louis Vuitton pays her to NOT be seen with their products!

  17. Stewie Griffin

    Clearly we can tell which one likes it in the ass the most.

  18. turd da third

    She’s got mudflaps on her face!!! ewwwwwwwww!

  19. Fifi

    “My plastic surgeon could work miracles on those hands.”

  20. The 2 daughters gotta have Norman Bates issues! Seriously fucked up!

  21. Dox

    I saw lips like those once.
    On a lamprey eel, right before it tried to eat my heart.

  22. Butch

    Shauna Sand picks up where Brian Singer left off.

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