Oh God Macauley. I knew you were at a low point but what have you done?!?!
“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.” *tucks penis between legs*
LMFAO I had to look it up but when I did, it was classic
Somebody fetch that girl a bowler, it’s time to remake A Clockwork Orange.
Well. I’m gay now. Thanks Chloe!
“now”? bwah ha ha ha….who are you trying to kid?
Can we call that a Pussy Eating Grin?
What is this? A Macauley Kulkin look-alike contest? You win!
the very first poster beat you to that joke. FAIL…
I would love to see Daniel Craig in a remake of “Mobsters”
Creepiest valet EVAR.
I thought she was a blackjack dealer at the Overlook Hotel.
I didn’t know Pee Wee Herman had a brother.
Well, I guess Christopher Walken would be creepier as a girl.
I think Daniel Craig looked WAY better in the Equality spot. Whoever did his makeup this time really missed the boat…
This is what happens to Macauley Culkin after losing Mila Kunis to …well, the world, basically.
Ironic to think that this is the only actress to swallow a nut on camera during a non porn movie.
Well, it looks like Vincent Gallo’s cock really does have magic powers. Evil magic powers.
We’ve seen what tiger-blood does, and now we see what leopard-skin does…is there no part of a jungle cat that is safe to use for formerly a-list actors?
This chick was never A-list and never much of an actress, for that matter.
Holy shit – when did nick note and Courtney love procreate?
Vincent Gallo told her that his man-goo was full of protein and good-luck. That was a half-truth.
Brown Bunny Brown Bunny Brown Bunny Brown Bunny!!!!!
…… and this is your face on cock.
Bravo, sir! Bravo!
“Why so serious?”
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