superficial

  1. Sean G

    Oh God Macauley. I knew you were at a low point but what have you done?!?!

  2. “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.” *tucks penis between legs*

  3. Bucky Barnes

    Somebody fetch that girl a bowler, it’s time to remake A Clockwork Orange.

  4. sparkymcgee

    Well. I’m gay now. Thanks Chloe!

  5. RebelMinion

    Can we call that a Pussy Eating Grin?

  6. dontlooknow

    What is this? A Macauley Kulkin look-alike contest? You win!

  7. mos rough

    I would love to see Daniel Craig in a remake of “Mobsters”

  8. Creepiest valet EVAR.

  9. SnarkyG

    I didn’t know Pee Wee Herman had a brother.

  10. Well, I guess Christopher Walken would be creepier as a girl.

  11. eab74

    I think Daniel Craig looked WAY better in the Equality spot. Whoever did his makeup this time really missed the boat…

  12. friendlyfires

    This is what happens to Macauley Culkin after losing Mila Kunis to …well, the world, basically.

  13. Jon

    Ironic to think that this is the only actress to swallow a nut on camera during a non porn movie.

  14. Charmless Man

    Well, it looks like Vincent Gallo’s cock really does have magic powers. Evil magic powers.

  15. We’ve seen what tiger-blood does, and now we see what leopard-skin does…is there no part of a jungle cat that is safe to use for formerly a-list actors?

  16. Texaschikkita

    Holy shit – when did nick note and Courtney love procreate?

  17. Vincent Gallo told her that his man-goo was full of protein and good-luck. That was a half-truth.

  18. Stewie Griffin

    Brown Bunny Brown Bunny Brown Bunny Brown Bunny!!!!!

  19. Do_Freebird

    …… and this is your face on cock.

  20. crazypants

    “Why so serious?”

  21. Fifi

    Gerard Butler in drag.

  22. MarkM

    And that is why Target should never try to lauch a GO International Designer Collective.

  23. Grand Poobah

    Needs a mustache to complete the look.

  24. Test

    test… [i]test[/i]

  25. Vlad

    “It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.”

  26. Capn' Lou

    ……not with Bea Arthur’s dick

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