Looks like he’s having a flashback of sleepover at Usher’s house.
He’s still grabbin for it tho..
damn. that made me laugh!
“No Selena, stop! That’s for Jesus!”
jesus says, “XYZ-PDQ!” (zipper)
Some girl flashed her boobs at him.
so… the invisible woman is giving him head through a low sitting fence?
“WHAT ARE THESE THINGS GIRLS KEEP FLASHING AT ME! MAKE IT STOP!”
Initially, a rhinestone g-string seemed like a good idea to Justin.
Next on the crotch-grabber express is personal jesus Justin Bieber….
He looks like Macaulay Caulkin singing about being home alone…
You just know that his jizz is 80% glitter.
It’s because he realized his zipper is open, ya’ll.
Not a lot of us can say we have a picture of ourselves the exact moment puberty struck.
Ha! Made me laugh..
I’m embarrassed that I even noticed his zipper was down. I swear I’m not a creepy pedophile.
One night with a Kardashian and Justin wonders why it hurts when he makes a wee-wee for Jesus now ….
Ahh, I remember my first encounter with premature ejaculation…
This is the moment where Justin Beiber discovered he actually has a penis.
“My choreographer said this move was ‘faboo,’ but I feel icky.”
“Mr. Space-Bieber, would you please demonstrate what you did when Space-Usher offered you ‘something to wash down the Jesus-Juice?’”
This is like air guitaring for porn stars.
The moment Bieber realized he sold his soul for fame and fortune… but forgot to include talent in the bargain.
End of Freedom… peeps are idiots.
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