Looks like he’s having a flashback of sleepover at Usher’s house.
He’s still grabbin for it tho..
damn. that made me laugh!
“No Selena, stop! That’s for Jesus!”
jesus says, “XYZ-PDQ!” (zipper)
Some girl flashed her boobs at him.
so… the invisible woman is giving him head through a low sitting fence?
“WHAT ARE THESE THINGS GIRLS KEEP FLASHING AT ME! MAKE IT STOP!”
Initially, a rhinestone g-string seemed like a good idea to Justin.
Next on the crotch-grabber express is personal jesus Justin Bieber….
He looks like Macaulay Caulkin singing about being home alone…
You just know that his jizz is 80% glitter.
It’s because he realized his zipper is open, ya’ll.
Not a lot of us can say we have a picture of ourselves the exact moment puberty struck.
Ha! Made me laugh..
I’m embarrassed that I even noticed his zipper was down. I swear I’m not a creepy pedophile.
One night with a Kardashian and Justin wonders why it hurts when he makes a wee-wee for Jesus now ….
Ahh, I remember my first encounter with premature ejaculation…
This is the moment where Justin Beiber discovered he actually has a penis.
“My choreographer said this move was ‘faboo,’ but I feel icky.”
“Mr. Space-Bieber, would you please demonstrate what you did when Space-Usher offered you ‘something to wash down the Jesus-Juice?’”
This is like air guitaring for porn stars.
The moment Bieber realized he sold his soul for fame and fortune… but forgot to include talent in the bargain.
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