1. Johnny P!

    B: “Imagine the positions we could do it in?” *wink!wink!*
    D: “I’m gay.”
    B: “FUCK! Another six months of yoga classes shot to hell!”

  2. Demonstrating how she gets dates with that face.

  3. Coulda sworn that was Maureen Ponderosa.

  4. tom

    That’s some nasty teeth here.

  5. tlmck

    I can see her tweddle.

  6. It’s great to have a flexible woman like that. I can have a lot of fun with this one.

  7. John Travolta

    Oh look….it’s Tweddle Dee and Tweddle Dumb.

  8. Evilgeniusnz

    Where is the rest of her nose?

  9. Damn. That looks like fun. Without the clothing, of course. And I’ll bet she is a wild fuck!

  10. Looks like Dr. Suess on ice… She is pointing out that she is Thing 1.

  11. I’m gonna need a face bag to shag this one.

    I’m serious, the body looks good, but gingers make my skin crawl.

  12. I was thinking she’s pretty cute, but upon further inspection, she does seem to have a few “Phantom of the Opera” characteristics to her.

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