“Have you considered shooting ‘Arrested Development’ in front of a green screen? People love that shit!”
I hope my Job action figure comes with a Segway.
“So what did you do after you directed American Graffiti ?”
“In 1977 I directed a movie called Star Wars”
“Then what ?”
mr howard, say hello to george lucas clone # 105,972.
RON: “Otis, how did you get out of pa’s jail?”
I think George is in the celebrity section of menwholooklikekennyrogers dot com.
You know Ron, you could redo the Da Vinci code and fix Tom Hanks and add a cg robot sidekick who talks like Mushmouth from Fat Albert!
How about adding a cgi Russell Crowe and re release it as A Beautiful Minds…
Welcome back to the game show: WHO. IS. OLDER?
“C’mon, Ron…say it with me…Cocoon…3D…“
“Arrested Development Star Wars?… I LOVE IT!”
“You know what’s ironic George?, Arrested Development, pretty much sums up your movie career.”
“Hair Club for Men? OK, I’ll give them a try.”
I’ve ass fucked my awesome movies for no good reason Ron, and I STILL make shitloads of money ! !
“Psst! Ron… you forgot to put your eyes in.”
“Yeah, you can do that Willow sequel now, but Disney wants Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron instead of Warwick Davis and Fat Val Kilmer. Oh, and it will be a musical.”
“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
“I’ve already abandoned all hope.”
“Oh. Then never mind!”
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