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“Hee, hee, hee…Thank you , vaseline on the camera lens!”
Why does she always look like a drunk, old whore?
Typecasting?
“Overboard”. Greatest American film, ever. Makes ‘Citizen Kane’ look like a pile of shit.
“…Zoloft……Xanax…..”
(simultaneously breathes in /laughs for 20 seconds)
“…what’s the difference after 7 martinis!….HAHAHAHAHAHA”
“…And your little dog too! Ha ha ha ha ha!”
Still crazy after all these years.
“I actually let Dick Nixon fuck me when he was on Laugh-In.”
Makes Kurt dress in fatigues and eyepatch, calls him Snake Plissken. Wait, no that’s what I’d do.