Well, shit. I had written “fat joke” in brackets. I guess that’s not cool.
Anyway, fat joke.
Sigh, remember when old man Axl was a god.
No, because he was 3hrs late to that too.
I’m starting to think the Sweet Child he was referring to was Little Debbie.
When did Axl Rose become the Leprechaun?
Hmm…never mind…not sure how to post images on here. Does this link work?
I hope that Axl is rated for the overloading…they’re going to tag him at the weigh station?
Why do singers continue to perform long past their expiration date? He’s so chubby he can’t even sing his songs due to being winded, and they sound horrible.
Did he run through all his money? Or is he just going through a mid-life crisis? Go buy a sports car and retire in peace. You don’t want to be remembered for this.
Old rockers never die, but many of them should.
“Welcome to the buffet, baby! You’re gonna diiiiiiieeeeeeee.”
She’s got eyes like banana cream pies
served at a free buffet.
I’d hate to look in to those eye
and see an empty plate.
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh sweet pie o’mine
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh it’s time to dine.
That may make top comment of the week.
I always wondered if Bob survived being shot by the Joker.
“If you think I’m lettin’ Steven Tyler be the only man on earth to autograph three generations of tits in the same family, you got another thing coming!”
“Take me down to Kentucky Fried Chicken
Where the slaw is green and the gravy is thickin’
Oh won’t you please make some maaaahooooooooooooore!”
Shut-up everybody! I like Hank Williams Jr.
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Axl Rose performing in Sydney, Australia. (March 12, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN