1. 3D: Douchey, Douchey, Douchey.

  2. johnny P!

    Put on the special glasses and it’s like the douche-nozzle is spraying right at you!

  3. Future Scientologist, if you know what I mean.

  4. “The guards simply didn’t notice. Neither did I… I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?”

  5. “Look into my eyes……….yes…now you have AIDS too…..”

  6. B&WMinstrel

    Everyone at SXSW is talking about this. It looks exactly like Rob Lowe and it’s alive!

  7. Mike

    I can’t hate on this guy. Dude is a P.I.M.P.

  8. Crockett and Tubbs illegitimate love child?

  9. Douchebaggery in 3D? Sign me up!

  10. Mr. Summer’s Eve 2013.

  11. ash

    I want 3D Damon in my room!! Ian is a hot, wonderful man who cares about the world. Love you Ian!

  12. Emma Watson's Vagina

    i so i guess he wants people to have sex with Nina Dobrev with no guilt trips attached.

  13. I learned of his foundation, and now I’m torn. It’s hard to find guys willing to campaign for animal rights and environmentalism …. but … he’s just soooooo smug. Gahh.

  14. Elizabeth Short

    If he’s trying to hypnotize me into listening to Train it’s not gonna work.

  15. Smarmy-looking prick!

  16. Jenna

    This guy’s very good looking, and he obviously knows it. I like men who are a bit less full of themselves.

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