superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    There has to be an easier way to avoid talking to Madonna.

  2. Nobody look at me… Except this grand portrait of myself and my good deeds…

  3. Well Stu I’ll tell you, surfing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life, it’s no hobby. It’s a way of looking at that wave and saying, “Hey bud, let’s party!”

  4. ” Did the goblins show up again? “

  5. Looks like he has a fatal attraction with the baggage carousel.

  6. JimBB

    The original Shia LeBouf.

  7. Inner Retard

    Someone tell him, hiding behind a nude picture of Madonna only works if you unwrap the picture.

  8. Just wait unitl his other fist pops through the poster, like a football team taking to the field in a high school pep rally, only instead of a field, I mean a paparazzi’s face.

  9. cc

    He travels with a poster of himself.

  10. “Wait…Let me fix my hair!”

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