superficial

  1. She is so oddly proportioned. It goes from normal (a little heavier) body, to a ginormous ass, then teeny little legs. It’s like a fun house mirror.

  2. that is not attractive.

  3. Are you allowed in SoulCycle if you’re soulless?

  4. Is SoulCycle a place you go to buy second hand souls? If so, Kim should stock up.

  5. Freebie

    Gravity is pulling on that fake butt. Pretty soon it will be lower than her knees.

  6. Cock Dr

    It confuses me how, built as she is, she stays balanced on those little feet.
    OMG….is that her “talent”?

  7. “Excuse me…Are my french fries ready yet?”

  8. Pok bites

    Columbus is right, earth and Kim ass is round

  9. Bob

    You break three cycle seats in one session and they make you sign an Indemnification Clause every time you come in after.

  10. Soulcycle is wear you cycle for Satan, in a chance to win your soul back. And, she’s the answer to why there are two missing bicycle seats at the gym.

  11. God, I hate going to the gym and listening to people grunt and moo.

  12. Wowzers

    Listen, I hate to say this because it’s pretty damn rude, but seriously…looks like the girl took a dump in her drawers.

  13. Inner Retard

    For a second all I read was ‘Kim Kardashian pretending she works’… I thought, WHAT??!!

  14. Her butt has a nipple.

  15. anonymous

    From the waist down, KK is literally built like the letter P.

  16. JungleRed

    Garden Gnome

  17. Working out at SoulCycle, or as she calls it, Buttplug on a Crankshaft.

  18. cc

    I found that missing plane.

  19. Never with her damn love child.

  20. Sflux

    Sometimes I wish I could transform into a black man for a day so I’d know what it’s like to be attracted to that disgusting animal ass.

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