Did she and Snooki trade bodies?
have we ever seen Rachel Ray and Kelly Clarkson in the same room? THINK ABOUT IT
BOOM. Thought about it… and resolve it.
“Then I slapped the sunglasses right off the back of Guy Fieri’s head!”
“…and thats when I realized, thats not a sauce covered baby back rib I was sucking on.”
“I just ate Selena Gomez.”
“What did she taste like?”
“Like fresh salsa with a tiny bit of maple syrup.”
“So then Gordon Ramsay says to me, ‘Shut your f**kin’ harpy mouth you gigantic sausage-bodied, suet-faced, cock-yodeling, bar-wench and f**k-off outta my kitchen!’ And I’m all like, ‘Man, I don’t need this! I don’t need nothin’. I don’t need nothin’!! I make 20 million dollars a movie. I’ll buy my own charity, man!'”
“Did she just say she’s irrelevant or an elephant?”
“Does it matter?”
Is that chest hair? Anyone seen Simon Cowell recently?
Sometimes when nature calls, nature calls…
Never trust a skinny chef.
Not 148 water, I’m guessing.
Never go full Jabba.
50 pounds lighter and she’d be hot.
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