superficial

  1. “The Lannisters send their regards”

  2. you honestly have to wonder how many times a day the Queen leans in to Charles just to say “I’m not dead yet…”

  3. “You’re dead to me.”
    “No, you’re dead to ME.”

  4. “Bollocks, she’s still breathing…”

  5. Swearin

    “Tick tock, old woman. Tick tock…”

  6. Shit, did I miss Commonwealth Day AGAIN?

  7. Little more tongue lady.

  8. Charles: “Lets keep the blood line pure, mother.”
    Queen: “Oh my god. George Clooney is molesting me!” *Activates Life Alert*

  9. JimBB

    “I’m going to kill you soon, bitch.”

    “Bring it on, little punk-ass.”

  10. Inner Retard

    - I hate you mother.
    - Who are you again?!

  11. waynemoores

    I swear to God she is trying to outlive him knowing that if he assumes the Crown it will be the utter end of the British Monarchy, and likely the known Universe. Hang in there Lizzy, Price Cluck has to walk off a cliff sooner or later.

  12. Charles is more red than her outfit. I wonder if he’s hiding a boner.

  13. cc

    He calls her ‘the old crone’…to her face!

  14. Private Bendjammin

    “Your banger-fingers preclude me from giving a proper masonic handshake, you ruddy-faced twit. Blimey!”

  15. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    “I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!”

  16. “When Camilla and I were in Italy I had an old gypsy woman put a curse on you. So fucking DIE, already!”

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