superficial

  1. broduhjenner

    have we ever seen nic cage’s hairpiece and john travolta’s in the same picture? BESIDES FACE OFF, OBVI.

  2. Rosario Dawson’s a true angel – just look at her, supporting the mentally impaired. An angel, I tell ya.

  3. Alva, there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You’re the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn’t ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That’s right, Alva. It’s a horrible, horrible job; sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn’t think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I’ll fire you. You understand? Do you? Good.

  4. rican

    Gnome, Vampire’s kiss, his best work. Everything went downhill from there.

  5. Damn, he is so broke the IRS repossessed his gold chains so he had to get ones made out of M&Ms.

  6. Is anyone else sad there isn’t a Nicholas Cage movie coming out every other month?

  7. If they did have a child together, at least there’s a good chance that it’s eyes would be perfectly placed. Not too close together, not too far apart. Juuust right.

  8. fred

    Nic was just another in a long line of old, washed up actors hitting her, thought Rosario. Then, she notcied the beads. Those stunning beads adorning his wrinkled neck. “Damn you beads,” she thought.

    Despite all that she was taught, Rosario knew that sooner or later, she would find herself in Nic Cage’s bed.

  9. TooCoo

    I always confuse her with Michelle Rodriguez, posing with a butch lesbian is not helping.

  10. cc

    Has he got his lifetime achievement award for complete and utter dog-of-a-movie movies yet?

  11. I love Rosario Dawson.

  12. Vlad

    Rosario, if I start to sweat, I’m screwed. This is one of those rinse out dye jobs.

  13. “Never tell me to stop drinking…”

  14. TheJoaker

    And what human emotion is he portraying here?

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