1. Ruckus

    He stopped drinking malt liquor because he can’t get out of the way of the bull fast enough anymore.

  2. I think he’s looking for the set of “shuffling with the old men”

  3. I had no idea that barber’s smocks with no shirt was the style these days.


  5. I want you!… to buy my new fried chicken… sure nuff.
    For a limited time buy a Nappy meal and get a cornbread for free.
    At the General’s we do chicken, right-on!

  6. JimBB

    “This shirt isn’t what I agreed on!”

    “Pay or we won’t alter it further…”

  7. fred

    It took him 20 minutes to get from the curb to there. I don’t think the producers thought this one through.

  8. Slappy Magoo

    That’s how you walk when you let the Wookie win.

  9. Didn’t he used to be Gale Sayers or someone like that? Oh! how the mighty have fallen.

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