Is his mouth *ever* closed?
I know, always looks like he is saying “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
He’s a carp.
That baby is going to be leave-it-in-the-underpass ugly.
It’ll look as much like them as MJ’s kids look like him and his surrogate.
Why would someone as hot, and rich as Beyonce, choose a troll like this as her inseminator? She has to know the kids gonna look like him. Assuming it’s really their kid.
“Of all the charities I perform for my favourite’s got to be Parkinsons. They’re the only ones who clap.”
Why is he wearing his ears around his neck?
JayZ shows everyone how he gained that pregnancy weight
You can do just about anything with shrimp…fried shrimp, boiled shrimp, grilled shrimp, shrimp gumbo……
You can put earrings on a donkey…
Only Beyonce knows if he’s a one hump or a two hump camel.
He’s half white.
Jesus…how much does his lower jaw weigh??
Thank God I’m rich, cause’ I’d never have gotten laid on my own
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Jay-Z after a performance benefiting the United Way of New York City. (February 6, 2012)