superficial

  1. mickey B

    *picture taken after the anaconda regurgitated.

  2. BP

    I MUCH PREFERED THE SHOT OF HIM SPITTING OUT BRAD PITT’S SPERM!

  3. Huh?

    Smithers, release the hounds!

  4. I heard TSA has great benefits and vacation leave for employees.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    They all want to look like Larry King

  6. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “Don’t sass me, boy. Angelina Jolie used to live in my balls.”

  7. Juice

    Where’s my pudding!

  8. The Brown Streak

    “Security! The terrorists took my walker!”

  9. Doctor Joystick

    “Just get your bags and get the fuck outta here Sandusky!”

  10. Dude with his cash, and he used to drive a Chrysler LeBaron.

  11. cutthecrap

    I usually feel sorry for old people looking lost and mildly confused. But this dude, fuck that.

  12. “I feel the need for speed!”

  13. Hello

    You’re a douche bag, buddy.

  14. cc

    First sign of senility…you put on your coat then you put on your jacket.

  15. g-moonie

    “I normally look a LOT younger, but I left my checkered VANS in the car.”

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