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  1. BP

    JESUS, THAT SHITTY BAND GOT A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME BEFORE ME!

    • Juice

      Big deal, you can buy one of those from the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce.

    • cc

      Unbelievable, really. What exactly are the criteria?

      • The criteria are you must be nominated, which you can do yourself, you must be approved by the Chamber of Commerce (which can be purchased), and then you must pay for the star and installation.

        People think the stars are some kind of award…they’re not. They’re the hollywood equivalent of appearing on the cover of a magazine you publish yourself (cough*oprah*cough*rosie*hack*spit)

      • roseY

        wow, you learn the most interesting shit on this site.

  2. “And still no star for ‘Jesse and the Rippers?’ I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    His reaction after seeing Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen for the first time in 10 years.

  4. it had to be said

    2 girls, 1 cup.

  5. The Brown Streak

    “America…fuck yeah!”

  6. Boob Fan

    “So come on. What *was* that horse’s name?”

  7. Anon

    He’s just mad it’s not the Beach Boys.

  8. Suddenly it dawned on him that the Olsen twins are not really gnomes, but billionaire fashion designers.

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