superficial

  1. Deryn

    When matter meets antimatter, there’s an explosion. What happens when doesntmatter meets usedtomatter?

  2. BP

    I’D STILL GIVE IT TO THE CHICK WHO SPREAD HER LEGS IN BASIC INSTINCUNT!

    • Apparently you missed Monday’s crap because Sharon Stone’s skin looks like that leather thing she’s wearing except her skin is grayish/purple.

  3. I know this doesn’t have to do w/ this photo but how do you remove the stars from images? Like those used to censor.

  4. I think this should be turned into a poster and hung in every bar in America with the caption: “Not All Lesbian Kisses Are Sexy”.

  5. Sharon trying to get through it like a pro; Kathy making sure the camera is on her. Everything’s as it should be here.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    This is actually a picture from an anti-gay marriage ad.

    It’s working.

  7. it had to be said

    Where is Kathy Griffin looking? Even at her advanced age, Sharon Stone is the hottest person kissing Kathy Griffin’s ugly ass.

  8. Hank E. Ring

    Kathy Griffin’s thought: Please get a picture of this so I might be relevant for another minute.

  9. GeorgeWBush

    G.I.L.F. on G.I.L.F. action….NICE!

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Reports today that Madonna’s half time show sparked mayhem in nursing homes across the nation. More after the break.

  11. Neil Santorum

    My dog has an inflamed anus.
    So, no sex for me tonight.

  12. Sarah Jo

    My urine was a pretty bright red this morning. My roommate says it means I’m going to meet the man of my dreams! About damn time!

  13. lori

    This so tired. Please stop it, ladies. It’s not sexy and just looks desperate.

  14. lawn

    Neither is interested, it’s as though they’re playing Spin the Bottle.

  15. The Brown Streak

    “Oh, I see you use Super Polygrip, too.”

  16. brit

    C list kisses D list. A and B lists – not shown – elsewhere being relevant.

  17. Swearin

    Oh silly Sharon. You can’t use your dark magic to absorb Kathy Griffin’s soul that way because she doesn’t have one anymore

  18. That could well be the least convincing kiss ever, and I include me as a heavily mustachioed, beer-breathed college boy dutifully greeting my dowager aunt at Thanksgiving.

  19. cp3

    Even AARP Magazine is yawning.

  20. pretty vacant

    griffin is just trying to make anderson cooper jealous.

  21. AnnaDraconida

    It’s like when 2 chimpanzees greet each other by touching lips, without the cuteness.

  22. You’d think those two would sniff each others’ asses, actually…

  23. and for once it’s madonna who’s closing her eyes and cringing during a kiss

  24. Sin

    Both have done worse to get a job.

  25. Bigalkie

    You have to hand it to Kathy Griffin. She runs EVERYTHING> What a gross human being.

  26. We get censor stars over nipple slips, but THIS we get subjected to without any warning?

    What happened to you Fish? You used to be cool man.

  27. Stevie Q

    This situation bears a striking resemblance to the time that Dementor tried to suck out the soul of Dudley Dursley in Harry Potter.

  28. cc

    Hmmm, if I was 65, would this be erotic?

  29. Slippinx12

    My dick just submitted its resignation

  30. eskwire

    WOW, someone finally figured out how to make Kathy Griffin shut the hell up. Next on the list for all humanity: how to destroy unwanted boners. Oh wait….

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