1. I think education is paramount. You have to show kids how to make their own money as early as possible.

    • JN

      That’s funny, I always thought she made her tons of money from the Spice Girls. You learn something new everyday.

  2. BP


  3. “This is what you did to Mommy. LOOK AT IT!!”

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Okay honey, now climb back into your home. I have to get more money from Eddie Murphy.

  5. chopped75_xl

    You’re right there, ..does this smell funny to you???

  6. “That’s the bear part, and that’s the pig part.”

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It may seem silly to us but all over the world people hid their children from Madonna during the halftime show

  8. Bigalkie

    Yes Mama.. Your ass is fifty times better than J Lo’s and a thousand times better than Kim Kardashian’s.

  9. Pewpsock

    “Mommy, I can see our house from here!!!”

  10. The Brown Streak

    They go through extensive screenings to make sure every child knows how each type of fabric works before being hired by the Dallas Cowboys’ sweatshops.

  11. brit

    No honey, that’s not a hairbrush.

  12. vgirl

    “And this is where babies come from, where you came from…”
    “I thought it was down there? I googled it.”

  13. Jonas Grumby

    “I’m looking deep in your belly button mommy, but I don’t see any talent there either.”

  14. VisitorQ

    “Quinn! Start the reactor! “

  15. Mick

    She is in advertisements here in Australia for a weight loss company. Go figure.

  16. “No, you may not pet the squirrel.”

  17. Bouncy Castle, London, UK

    Echo, echo, echo, echo…..

  18. They celebrate Mardi Gras in Australia?

  19. cc

    There’s what crawling out of my navel?

  20. “can you say ‘foopa’? say ‘foopah’ for mommy”

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