Do not go in there! Everybody’s talking about some creepy guy with red glasses.
“I just want to say…….I have some really AWFUL gas right now…ok?”
Somebody’s smells shit and can’t find it, or feel it either.
“When you’re LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!”
So this event is basically for people who had nowhere better to go, to premiere a movie nobody is going to go see, so they can have their pictures taken and then mocked on sites like this. I feel alot better about my crappy day at work now.
There are so many glory holes he doesn’t know where to start.
“If one more person calls me ‘Mr. Hamlisch,’ I’m just going to start playing the piano for them already.”
Now this is who Tony Soprano’s nephew, Christopher, dreamed of being!
“if they think im elton john, i’ll be famous… quick! air piano! thats what cool people are into, right?”
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