1. He repeated each step, just as the witch had told him. Before nightfall, he would be Brad Pitt.

  2. There’s a really, really hot guy just waiting to bust out of that hobo.

  3. “This is what I do to Brienne of Tarth in the upcoming season of ‘Game of Thrones.’ “

  4. And then, just like that, out of nowhere… Brad Pitt became retarded.

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