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  1. Cock Dr

    Please don’t have any more daughters.
    The world’s mirrors & cameras just can’t take the punishment.

  2. Karma's Bastard Child

    I’m a little teapot. Short and stout, Hey Macarena!

  3. Apparently Fish has been sending him all the pics of his daughters… along with our comments.

  4. Ask your buddy Arnold to go back in time and stop you and Demi from reproducing.

  5. Frank Burns

    “Yippee-ki-yay, causual Tuesday.”

  6. Nothing like wearing “dad jeans” to a photo call. Classy.

  7. journalschism

    Bald Brett Favre.

  8. Man, he used to be so f*cking hot! Now he looks like my high school driver’s ed teacher.

  9. “Maybe she IS an albino, but I love her anyway!”

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