1. “I loved you in Superbad and 21 Jump Street!”

  2. If you have to ask yourself, “where’s my dick?,” then it’s time to back away from the buffet.

  3. Mr. Christie, you make, and eat, good cookies.


    Dr. Eggman is that you?

  5. I think I know where the union thugs hid Jimmy Hoffa

  6. Deacon Jones

    I wish we could super-impose an x-ray of his body to show where his actual hips are.

  7. Frank Burns

    To think I’ve been wearing my belt in the wrong location all these years . . .

  8. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the world’s fattest jerk off…who can’t jerk off. Letterman had him as a guest to illustrate to the dozens of people who still watch his shite show how stupid the GOP can truly be. And this boorish, attention-seeking oaf fell for it lock, stock and barrel. Good job, fatso. Way to embarrass yourself AGAIN…this time at the hand’s of America’s least funny late-night TV host.

  9. If the Penguin looks this good, I CAN’T WAIT to see the new Batman!

  10. This is what Jeff Garlin would look like if he came from New Jersey.

  11. Bo Shuudaaaa!!!!

  12. Colin

    The only thing worse then FUPA is man-FUPA.

  13. hey christie, why dont u tell us what kind of health care we should have.

  14. Don’t adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving. Gentlemen, start your screaming!

  15. Admires the fist lady so much, he too wears daringly high-waisted clothes.

  16. John Travolta


  17. Usually you have to go to southern Florida to see a man’s pants hitched up nearly to his armpits.

  18. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Is he the Eggman, or the Walrus?

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