It’s taking every ounce of willpower in his body for him to not grab his balls, right now.
Dear Christ! He’s becoming more penis than man!
Someone quit working out…
When did Adam Levine grow a mustache?
What? Don’t you hang out in blurry forests wearing nothing but boxer-briefs too?
How about that, Robin Hood and Little John all in one pair of shorts.
I like to tuck mine in my belt too.
Sweden: where you are back-lit and the background isn’t.
So very overrated.
All anyone needs to know about Mr. Beckham can be found on youtube, with the search words ‘beckham 2-2 greece’.
The man is [or at least was, once] magic.
All anyone needs to know? He hit a dead ball over a Greek wall for fucks sake. It went in. Who gives a fuck
Ahh, someone who looked at 1 single aspect of that entire game. Genius. That day it was (all but) David vs 11 Greeks. If you watched the whole game, you’d know that. But your attitude clearly betrays empathy with the initial poster’s (ignorant) comment, so I’m wasting my time with dead space between the ears. So it goes.
David vs 11 Greeks? Did he pull on gloves and also play as goalie? Fucking moron
No he didn’t pull on the keeper’s gloves. That’s what “(all but)” signifies in said sentence – a qualifying statement as to the nature of my assertion (as in, not to be taken ABSOLUTELY LITERALLY). But I wouldn’t expect someone owning SUCH AN amount of dead space between their ears to realise that. Hence your subsequent post there, LOL.
Going to supply any more wide open doors I can stroll through to evidence your idiocy (as well as completely irrational hatred of David’s skills? I mean, it doesn’t take much googling to know what the past-&-present greats of the game have to say about David’s talent. And their opinions – you know, the ones that carry REAL weight – are so far off yours that the word irrational is the only one that applies to such sour opinions.)
I want to be his canteen boy
He’s so sexy until you hear his little squeaky mouse voice.
“You can call me…UNDERWEAR SPICE!”
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