superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Michael is obviously playing the role of “Terrorist #1″.

  2. Ruckus

    “MY MOTHER IS DEAD YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE!!”

    “You can still say hi to her for me…”

  3. JimBB

    This is the part where the Ghost of Music Past warns him not to associate with The Funky Bunch.

  4. alex

    Chalky White don’t take too kindly to Wahlbergs in his hood.

  5. jep

    “Who’s laughing now, Dirk Diggler?”

  6. Omar’s coming! Omar’s coming!
    All over your pretty face Marky.

  7. malaka

    i never knew the ghost of isaac hayes once mugged the ghost of bob dylan.

  8. “What do you mean you’ve never seen ‘The Wire’?”

  9. Swearin

    “Damnit bro, why’re you guys cancelling “Boardwalk” next season?! I love playing Chalky.”
    “We wanted to give you guys more free time. So you can say Hi to your mothers for me.”

  10. “The fuck you mean you wrote a book and dedicated it to your dick?”

  11. Only doing what millions of men have wanted to do since around 1990…

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