1. Get a ‘Bro’ buddy.

  2. SImon’s pec implants are starting to sag

  3. Hugh G. Rection

    What is Simon Cowell doing with Lena Dunham’s tits?

  4. Cock Dr

    Looks like he’s ready to do some wet nursing when the little one arrives.

  5. Son of Flubber

    What up, A-Cup?

  6. Really...?

    Looks like the tit fairy arrived. I thought it was normally end first trimester…

  7. Jiminy Cryptic

    Your move, Bruce Jenner.

  8. I can’t help but see the face of a sad dog in lady lumps of his sweater.

  9. We now know who’ll be breast feeding the little one.

  10. His left one blinked.

  11. Vladimir

    He seems taller ever since he had his neck circumcised…

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