superficial

  1. yoop

    Missing the “I can’t fucking believe he just said that.” thought bubble.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Your Honor? I did not drug that woman, but I do know who did. I think his name was Vee Lo.

  2. “Your Honor…look, look at my client. Can you really blame Mr. Green? This man looks like a microwaved turd.”

  3. PassingTrue

    He’s explaining why he has Bobba Fett looking for Han Solo.

  4. Son of Flubber

    “Does that make me Craaaaay-zay?! No seriously, thats my defense.”

  5. Lawyer: “Jesus Christ…now listen, you can’t sing all of your replies, do you understand? The judge will hold you in contempt.”
    Cee Lo: “Who do you, who do you who do you who do you think that you are?”

  6. Your Honor, does my client look like the kind of man that would have to drug a woman in order to…uh…engage in…uh…man, just give me a second here. It’s…uh…really hot in here….

  7. “You’re honor, I’m sure that Philip Seymour Hoffman would have had sex with me even if I hadn’t given him that heroin.”

  8. timmyfigs

    Laywer:”What part of LONG SLEEVES do you not understand?”

  9. malaka

    looks like the oompa loompa brood mother on steroids without his sun glasses.

  10. catapostrophe

    Judge: “Mr. Green, are you now or have you ever been a dwarf, even sort of?”

  11. Midnight Thud is gonna have to pay Judge a visit.

  12. At least the little ball of ass hair’s attire is a step up from the last picture I saw of him court.

  13. “Can we continue this tomorrow your honor? I think my client roofied my drink.”

  14. Swearin

    “Your Honor, I’d like to apologize for my client putting your name into the song “F*ck You” and singing it in its entirety”

  15. “You had a sip too my 3-piece suited friend? Feeling a little sleepy? That’s alright – I go both ways.”

    Cee Lo’s brain

  16. If he had a kid with Rumer Willis, the level of potato-headedness would be out of this world.

  17. Jenn

    I think that’s the prosecutor and he’s laughing his ass off.
    Cee Lo has his own built in bandit mask.

  18. Lily

    Holy shit! His head is eating his ear!

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