He always gets nostalgic when they show a picture of Rihanna’s face after the incident… Good times…
Your honor, I would like to once again remind you that my client is a traumatized victim here. He still has nightmares about the night that woman attacked him with her face!
“Damn, yo. Why they always got to demonstrate? I didn’t do shit that way. That filthy ass court reporter needs punching.”
“Your honor, message of her dairy plump eye pokers, is NOT…I say NOT..assualt!! I rest my case.
Washed-up rapper thinks of nothing but murder all day.
Onion lover loves Onion lover. :)
Why even break out the false worried expression? California courts are basically all the same:
Judge: “This is a serious offense young man. You are showing yourself to be a danger to society. Do you have anything to say for yourself?”
Celeb: “I’m a celebrity.”
Judge: “Like I was saying, this is a seriously silly offense…”
He might actually serve a whole day in jail for beating the shit out of his girlfriend and leaving her for dead. It’s that serious.
Chris..you gotta..little something…in your nose
Brown’s lawyer is creating a shadow puppet…called the jack-ass-alope.
“Okay your Honor, so Mr. Brown has been called is a self entitled prick. A young fucktard with anger issues who has been known to assault women of questionable intelligence. A Mental reject covered in Axe body spray and shitty tattoos…”
“Counselor, This closing doesn’t put your client in a favorable light.”
“Oh, I’m not his lawyer.”
“Yawna, I aint been beatin no bitches.”
“Dis how moose be.
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Chris Brown at a probation progress hearing in Los Angeles. (February 3, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN