1. JimBB

    You betrayed me, David. You betrayed me. YOUR OWN BROTHER!!

  2. “Were it not for my cozy, quilted jacket, I’d feel a lot more uncomfortable about these shenanigans.”

  3. Way too soon for the Phillip Seymour Hoffman-ghost-back-right gag.

  4. ““I knew Justin Bieber was in love with me when he gave me his virginity.”

  5. waynemoores

    Re: Scotland The Brave: Jesus I was thinking the same thing

  6. Kitatonic

    The Hangover movies….they were slavery, David, SLAVERY.

  7. MW

    In Germany, it’s called American Bullshit.

Leave A Comment