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  1. I fixed the caption…

    Dolph Lundgren at The 22nd Annual Night Of 100 Stars plus Dolph Lundgren Oscar Viewing Gala in Beverly Hills

    • JPC

      While you may question his star power, there is no doubt he was the baddest motherfucker at that Reading his Wiki, you’d think he was a super hero/villian. Chemical engineer, awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to MIT, served in the Swedish Marines as an “amphibious ranger,” 3rd degree black belt.

    • I’d take Dolph over the pathetic mass of effete, effeminate, vapid as fuck prettyboys claiming to be actors nowadays.

      He’s never taken himself or his career too seriously, and he has plenty of other talents to fall back on. He took acting as a fun opportunity to make some cash in ways that his other paths wouldn’t. I don’t blame him one bit, and have nothing but respect for him.

      He’d probably be one of the few people at the event you could actually talk to without feeling like you were conversing with a napkin.

      • cc

        ‘the pathetic mass of effete, effeminate, vapid as fuck prettyboys claiming to be actors nowadays.’

        I’d like him more if he beat on them for real. How great would that be?

      • Felonious Monkey

        @LifeSerial: Absolutely, with most actors I’d probably go into a narcoleptic fit by the extreme boredom and narcissism I’d be confronted with. This guy enjoyed the ride that Hollywood gave him and he’s smart enough to not take it seriously. Well played.

  2. Kendall and Bruce Jenner look so cute together.

  3. Wow, she totally has that “He paid me in advance to be here” look.

  4. EricLr

    So, who were the 100 stars?

  5. cc

    Hm, the brunette looks a lot like one of my mom’s friends daughters. I got really drunk at one of their Christmas parties once, everyone was kissing each other good night and what not, and I ended up kissing her far too enthusiastically. Anywaaaaaaays…

  6. tlmck

    She looks thrilled.

  7. ri

    Which star did he go with?

  8. Swearin

    “Stupid bow tie. I must break you!”

  9. George P Burdell

    From Rocky IV to mid-priced escort in less than 20 years.

  10. “Her butt is like a piece of iron!”

  11. vlad

    Dolph Lundgren stars as Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School II

  12. spartacus

    I wonder how much she was paying him to come along as her escort

  13. RandomPoster

    Isn’t that Famke Janssen next to him?

  14. journalschism

    He’s turning into George Hamilton, but he’s a smart motherf*cker who can still pull ass 20 years younger than him. #winning.

  15. Awww, how sweet. It’s daddy-daughter night!

  16. Steelerchick

    I love this guy!! He’s smoking hot!!!!!!

  17. somerandomchic

    He is awesome. Although in this pic his face looks caught in some sort of weird gravity experiment inside a wind tunnel.

  18. shandanger

    he’s a scientist…who smells crime.

  19. Tony

    I thought this was Angelina Jolie in drag…

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