1. SSHGuru

    Yeah, I’m taking a dump right here.

  2. Jon Hex

    “No one touches Miss Lohan. We don’t need anybody coming down with herpes on Saturday night.”

  3. ChickenHawk

    “I need to upgrade my butt plug, this XL one keeps falling out…”

  4. Will there be an SNL skit about her hitting the wall?

  5. Proof that SAG’s mininum wage for an SNL host appearance is a speedball.

  6. EricLr

    High from New York, it’s Saturdaaaaayyyyy Niiiiiiigggghhht

  7. Jimmy

    Damn she gets older by the picture! Ugly Bitch!!!

  8. cc

    She’s really stepped up her game, she looks like garden variety bar trash as opposed to a $10-a-bj meth head.

  9. tlmck

    Not shown: Tara Reid next to her.

  10. El Jefe

    How old is she again because she seems to be awful. If you told me 45, I would not call you a liar.

  11. This week’s SNL is going to be awesome. Just kidding.

  12. I can already picture the coroner’s big “Y” incision for the autopsy. Actually, the coroner may just tell the janitor that it’s Lindsay Lohan and let him finish the paperwork.

  13. wauggy

    Her porn name is Linzi Loadhander

  14. *Please trip and fall on a knife*
    *Please trip and fall on a knife*
    *Please trip and fall on a knife*

  15. herbie

    its amazing to remember how great she was when she starred in herbie fully loaded.

  16. George P Burdell

    Jane, you ignorant slut…

  17. Joaquin ingles

    Why is her face the same color as her hair?

  18. spartacus

    I’m confused, does coke make you thinner or bloaty? can it do both??

  19. CK

    Apparently those acorns she stores in her chipmunk cheeks hurt when she accidentally swallows one and passes them.

  20. Napoupi

    Cindy Lauper looks good, these days…

  21. SM

    Rose McGowan…

  22. Bigalkie

    $50 bucks for clean piss.. Whose got clean piss.

  23. RobN

    On the upside, getting fat usually means you’ve given up the cocaine.

  24. shandanger

    with all the muppet movie attention, Janice has really been struggling with her newfound fame.

  25. Tony

    Cannot be U-N-S-E-E-N!

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