superficial

  1. “Oh my GOD!!! Where’d my chick’s ass go?!?!?”

  2. cc

    A lot of my dates ended this way ‘Wait, don’t go!’

  3. EricLr

    Sexual harassment lawsuit in 3…2…

  4. diego

    He’s taking lessons from the Mel Gibson School of Love… “Make this face or I’ll burn your fucking house down!”

  5. tlmck

    Ashamed to have her face shown in public with his.

  6. Swearin

    He just saw a guy in the window of the pub across the street eating a burger with a pint

  7. The face he’s accustomed to his ‘dates’ having.

  8. Jonas Grumby

    “Whoa, lady! Nobody gets near the talking car but the Hoff!”

  9. George P Burdell

    You wanna damn picture? Shoot this! It is her best side.

  10. vlad

    kneed him right in the little hoffs

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    I believe the White House sent England a memo that said, “Finders Keepers”.

  12. catapostrophe

    That’s the Hoff–always clownin’.

  13. Raoul

    Thus began the Hoff-strain zombie apocalypse.

  14. Tony

    I thought he was dead…

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