“Oh my GOD!!! Where’d my chick’s ass go?!?!?”
A lot of my dates ended this way ‘Wait, don’t go!’
Sexual harassment lawsuit in 3…2…
He’s taking lessons from the Mel Gibson School of Love… “Make this face or I’ll burn your fucking house down!”
Ashamed to have her face shown in public with his.
He just saw a guy in the window of the pub across the street eating a burger with a pint
The face he’s accustomed to his ‘dates’ having.
“Whoa, lady! Nobody gets near the talking car but the Hoff!”
You wanna damn picture? Shoot this! It is her best side.
kneed him right in the little hoffs
I believe the White House sent England a memo that said, “Finders Keepers”.
That’s the Hoff–always clownin’.
Thus began the Hoff-strain zombie apocalypse.
I thought he was dead…
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