Dry humping a man is the proper way to celebrate a win imo.

“I wish I could quit you.”

With all the ball scratching, I thought he would be a top.

“Let’s hit the showers, already!”

#10 is going to have an interesting time explaining to his wife or girlfriend where that nasty rash on his chest and stomach came from.

“Zlatan, could you grab my balls for me?”

Photo captures the moment when David Beckham resolved that no matter the cost, he must learn to jump 18 inches higher.