Jessica Simpson posted this pic to Instagram. (February 25, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
He must brush with bacon toothpaste, and rinse with cheese burger mouthwash.
something about the way her face is attacking his….
it’s nice that they can share their tender private moments, staged and converted to black and white for artistic value.
Social networking has increased public narcissism by several orders of magnitude.
I find it simultaneously hilarious and depressing as fuck how so many people think other people give a shit about what they’re doing.
What a pretty picture. Who took it, Dad?
I am guessing a contorted arm with an iPhone at the end of it.
Who took that photo?
Eric lovingly pre-chews chicken wings and feeds Jessica, like a mama bird while she sleeps.
She must’ve read about the furnch fries and got turned on
Poor Jessica is so dumb that she thinks “sugar mama” is just a sweet little nick name that Eric calls her.
Yeah, what a dumb twat. She can’t do a fucking thing right. Except put together a net worth of $150 million. What a dipshit.
Please explain how she “put together” that net worth. I’ll look forward to your tales of her astounding business acumen.
Being rich and being intelligent do not always have a direct correlation. You can be an absolute dumb ass and have a ton of money.
They’re snowballing gravy.
If she was just smart enough to wipe the jizz off her chin, she wouldn’t have to photoshop it out.
He is kissing silicone. Nice nose hair, ewww. Gross. What’s next, his pubic hair? No shame.
jesus, not hot
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