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  1. they should be able to release it in time for 2015 Academy consideration.

  2. malaka

    if we don’t learn from sharknado, sharknado is bound to repeat itself.

  3. Devil in Ms. Jones

    “Get your stinkin’ fins off me, you damn dirty shark!!”

  4. Inner Retard

    Some just can’t deal with the size of Jon Hamm’s penis and resort to ridiculous measures to compensate.

  5. Who’s the black guy eating pizza in the window? Creepy…..lol

  6. renotastic

    Play another Jackyl song, Ian!

  7. sorrydude

    “UAAAAAAAAH ME, I’M GOING TO DESTROY MY CAREER WITH THIS CHAINSAW!! WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS MY CAREER? WHO’S HIDING IT?”

  8. Alright Tara, you bitch…lets fix you up!

  9. donkeylicks

    Dean Cain would be proud.

  10. Nobody fucks with a man who fucks a chainsaw!

  11. buzz

    Poor NYFD. They have to be associated with this turd of a movie.

  12. s45qu4tch

    You know it’ll be bad when they can’t even spell FDNY correctly.

  13. “Goddamnit, ENOUGH! I’ll cut down that ivy bush if it’s the last thing I ever do!”

  14. PassingTrue

    Making a list of things Captain Quint should have kept aboard the “Orca”:

    1. Big damn chainsaw.

  15. omfg he has sunk to F list

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