1. “Here’s 5 bucks, tell your pap friends I’m here. There are plenty more Lincolns where this came from. I’ve got about 4 million of them in my ass.”

  2. Man, her rates for a BJ have really gone downhill since the whole wedding fiasco…

  3. Cock Dr

    Reminds me of the monster puff fungus that grow on rotting logs out in the woods.

  4. Every chair she sits on must feel like it’s been thrown unexpectedly into a game of dodgeball.

  5. Cousin It has a much fatter ass than I recall.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    That black guy is really pale.

  7. You know what would look good on her? A couple of Doberman Pinschers.

  8. This is the fabled Zombie Kardashian, who shambles up and down the street asking for “CHAAAAANNNNGGEE”.

  9. NewGuy

    I really want to stick my penis in her ass.

  10. spacedust

    Elbow fat always tells the truth.

  11. Contusion

    At Ikea they sell this shelf as Kardask.

  12. PAF!

    “RINGU” a.k.a. “The Ring”.

    Except the ass comes out of the TV first.

  13. turd da third

    baby’s got back and back and back and back and back and back and back and back and back

  14. boing

    i just wanna stick a needle in that thing and deflate it.

  15. The Pope

    “Some guy just handed me this and said ‘thanks’. It’s all sticky.”

  16. “I hope it was good for you, too…here’s your change.”

  17. Stupid

    Does she even realize that the whole world hates her????

  18. Seal

    How come when I click on a picture of Kim Kardashian my computer explodes?

  19. lawn

    After that gorgeous pic of Christina Ricci, we fall back to earth with a sickening thud.

  20. jamie

    Her ass is so nasty! Who has a ass like that???
    If anything she should be hiding that fat,nasty,looking ass!

  21. Thedumper

    “That’s no moon.”

  22. Debutante

    FAT Assed Whore

  23. CK


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