“Here’s 5 bucks, tell your pap friends I’m here. There are plenty more Lincolns where this came from. I’ve got about 4 million of them in my ass.”
Man, her rates for a BJ have really gone downhill since the whole wedding fiasco…
Reminds me of the monster puff fungus that grow on rotting logs out in the woods.
Every chair she sits on must feel like it’s been thrown unexpectedly into a game of dodgeball.
Like she even needs a chair with that bean bag ass.
Cousin It has a much fatter ass than I recall.
That black guy is really pale.
You know what would look good on her? A couple of Doberman Pinschers.
This is the fabled Zombie Kardashian, who shambles up and down the street asking for “CHAAAAANNNNGGEE”.
I really want to stick my penis in her ass.
You’d have to have a huge one to get past the full moon.
Elbow fat always tells the truth.
At Ikea they sell this shelf as Kardask.
“RINGU” a.k.a. “The Ring”.
Except the ass comes out of the TV first.
baby’s got back and back and back and back and back and back and back and back and back
i just wanna stick a needle in that thing and deflate it.
“Some guy just handed me this and said ‘thanks’. It’s all sticky.”
“I hope it was good for you, too…here’s your change.”
Does she even realize that the whole world hates her????
I don’t hate her, I’m not a bully like you.
Does she even realize that the whole world, with the exception of a few fucknuggets who have no discrimination, taste, or sense and have no idea what “bully” means, hate her?
I hate everything she stands for: vapid, whining, materialistic, self-righteous, money-hungry, fame-whoring, ignorant and completely lacking in morality, integrity and self-respect.
Other than that she seems delightful.
How come when I click on a picture of Kim Kardashian my computer explodes?
After that gorgeous pic of Christina Ricci, we fall back to earth with a sickening thud.
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