What is the sound of one gerbil choking?
Where’s Chris Hansen where you need him???? Oh right, he’s right here…
I can only assume Orangina is a beverage made with the refreshing flavor of Orangutan vagina.
I was going to assume it had something to do with the Jersey Shore.
Isn’t that what I said?
I was going to make a crack about Gere writing BonBons on the box because the little prince didn’t like his drawings of them.
But then I realized you illiterate cretins would never get the joke.
That’s only kinda true. I mean, come on, I’ve seen the cover of that book you’re talking about. Still waiting for the movie to come out.
Alexander Skarsgard pulled out of the commercial at the last minute.
“Well, hello there young orphan….”
Where do casting directors manage to find these oddball looking little kids that come off as “cute” at age 6 but look like the offspring of Sasquatch at 23?
Maybe he’s a Kardashian?
It’s pretty much the cruelest thing you can do to a kid.
“Hey kid, where do they keep the rodents in this zoo?”
“You ever seen a grown man naked?”
Aw, man… now I gotta sell my windowless white van AND stop drinking Orangina. This has turned out to be a shitty Tuesday.
survival in the wild rule # 1b:
if you cant find a gerbil, improvise.
do you like gladiator movies
“Excuse me, would you like to help me stay relevant?”
Jerry Sandusky told me I should start a charity for you.
Unfortunantly, Sir Ian McKellan was too late to stop his past self from kidnapping little Timmy.
“Golly, kid, pedophile is an awfully big word for a 7 year old!”
What an ugly kid.
I want to stick her vagina on my penis
“No, I’m the one with the dead gerbils in my rectum. Rod Stewart is the one that had to get semen pumped from his stomach. but its a common mistake… think Gere – gerbil, Stewart – semen.”
So a Japanese company is filming a commercial in France.
With a gay American. Yeah okay, makes me want to buy the stuff.
Creepiest Sad Keanu spinoff ever.
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Richard Gere on the set of a commercial for Orangina Japan in Saint Paul de Vence, France. (February 20, 2012)
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