Tom Jones in London. (February 20, 2012)
Damn beat me
damn damn…me too.
I did that joke last week no one cared.
White-ish Morgan Freeman?
More like sad-ass white-ish Morgan Freeman.
He’s starring in the remake of “Silver Streak” as Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor’s characters.
(For you, TomFrank.)
It’s too late. And I registered for you!
Fuck, Wales is the new Ecuador!
Not only Morgan Freeman but the old guy from the movie “Up”.
Mr. Fredricksen’s really rocking that pinstripe suit and turtleneck.
I can see why Delilah was laughing. Just be careful is all.
It’s not unusual to turn into a black man.
damn i wanted to write this!
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
Man, he’s dating Ellen Degeneres now?
Shit, hes turned into Fred Sanford.
Tom is doing a remake of The Watermelon Man.
What’s new pussycat? Besides jaundice, that is.
“What’s new pussy cat? Well for starters, I banged your wife, and no, she wasn’t a lady. So how about getting the hell out of my way!”
You know you’re a badass when Orville Redenbacher is in your posse.
no wonder this guy is Liz Lemon’s sexual nightmare
I just remembered I have a box of Uncle Ben’s that’s about to expire.
Black face is still an a acceptable form of entertainment among the Welsh.
“Where’s my pudding?”
“I’m ready for the oscars!” “What do you mean I’m not Billy Crystal? I know karate, bitch! I will karate chop you back to 197…. What’s new pussycat? Woah oh oh oh! What’s new pussycat?”
“She’s a lady!
Well she’s all you’d ever want
She’s the kind I’d like to flaunt and take to dinner
Well she always knows her place
She’s got style, she’s got grace she’s a winner
She’s a lady!
Oh whoa whoa she’s a lady
Talkin’ about that little lady
And the lady is mine!
Would you please move the black microphone closer to Mr. Jones’s mouth.
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