Damn beat me
damn damn…me too.
I did that joke last week no one cared.
White-ish Morgan Freeman?
More like sad-ass white-ish Morgan Freeman.
He’s starring in the remake of “Silver Streak” as Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor’s characters.
(For you, TomFrank.)
It’s too late. And I registered for you!
Fuck, Wales is the new Ecuador!
Not only Morgan Freeman but the old guy from the movie “Up”.
Mr. Fredricksen’s really rocking that pinstripe suit and turtleneck.
I can see why Delilah was laughing. Just be careful is all.
It’s not unusual to turn into a black man.
damn i wanted to write this!
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
Man, he’s dating Ellen Degeneres now?
Shit, hes turned into Fred Sanford.
Tom is doing a remake of The Watermelon Man.
What’s new pussycat? Besides jaundice, that is.
“What’s new pussy cat? Well for starters, I banged your wife, and no, she wasn’t a lady. So how about getting the hell out of my way!”
You know you’re a badass when Orville Redenbacher is in your posse.
no wonder this guy is Liz Lemon’s sexual nightmare
I just remembered I have a box of Uncle Ben’s that’s about to expire.
Black face is still an a acceptable form of entertainment among the Welsh.
“Where’s my pudding?”
“I’m ready for the oscars!” “What do you mean I’m not Billy Crystal? I know karate, bitch! I will karate chop you back to 197…. What’s new pussycat? Woah oh oh oh! What’s new pussycat?”
“She’s a lady!
Well she’s all you’d ever want
She’s the kind I’d like to flaunt and take to dinner
Well she always knows her place
She’s got style, she’s got grace she’s a winner
She’s a lady!
Oh whoa whoa she’s a lady
Talkin’ about that little lady
And the lady is mine!
Would you please move the black microphone closer to Mr. Jones’s mouth.
That’s not Tom Jones, it’s two Oompa Loompa’s in disguise.
“I know who I am! I’m a dude playing a dude disgused as another dude!”
I didn’t know Tom Jones was black…wtf?
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Tom Jones in London. (February 20, 2012)
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