1. Jiminy Cryptic

    Would someone please get this guy some Gold Bond already?

  2. I used to think all Becks did was grab his crotch… I never considered the possibility that the only photos fish buys is of him grabbing his junk,….

  3. PAF!

    He sells underwear, right???
    (oh, and he kicks a ball around and his wife was the non-singer in a Brit pop band, and she’s really skinny and has fake rocket-nose-cone tits, and…)

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    WTF?!?!?!? I’m sure the MLS has health benefits… get that shit checked out already.

  5. NewGal

    I want his junk inside my vajayjay.

  6. El Jefe

    This dude seriously needs to see a doctor, preferably an infectious disease specialist.

  7. He doesn’t want the rolled-up tube sock to fall out during practice. That would just be embarrassing.

  8. Herbalife does that to me too.

  9. George P Burdell

    Maybe Lindsay or Paris or that other blonde girls was a bad idea.

  10. George P Burdell

    Demi Moore would cure this itch.

  11. disillusionisreal

    Why is he always playing with his tunk trunk?

  12. Ointment


  13. jamie

    His dong be hurting after the wife, sucked the shit out of it..ouch

  14. She does have a mouth like a cheese grater after all..

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