1. “It’s OK, Fido, it was only Kim Kardashian farting.”

  2. ChickenHawk

    Dog-napping for publicity again…

  3. Invasion of the doggysnatchers.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    There’s not a lot of water but in Los Feliz we have this thing we call ‘fishing for lunatics’

  5. Beauty and the Beast?
    Nah, that dog is only average.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Oh, but when Mike Vick does that it’s a big fucking deal.

  7. NewGuy

    I want to stick my penis in her vagina.

  8. Bigalkie

    Red Rocket Red Rocket!

  9. Looks like she’s testing the old adage, “How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck him off.”

  10. The weekly grocery delivery arrives.

  11. Kurt C.

    Look at that bitch….and the dog too.

  12. “You there! Bring me the peanut butter!”

  13. Jonas Grumby

    Even her own dog tries to escape when Katherine suggests another “Katherine Heigl Movies Night”.

  14. Mayo

    Thought Golum only ate fish.

  15. “I’m out of incredibly silly star demands. Someone carry my dog around until I can think of more.”

  16. Kat

    William Shatner’s looking good.

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