1. sheldon

    Remember…Never use hair jell thats hanging from a dudes earlobe!

  2. ACK! Flock of Seagulls!

  3. He’d make a beautiful woman.

  4. PAF!

    2 hours in the bathroom showering, buffing, moisturizing, plucking, self-tanning, trimming, ‘man-scaping’, exfoliating, mani-pedi-curing, etc.
    The final touch?
    That hair ‘product’ that makes it look like you just rolled out of bed.

    Gayer than a tree full of parrots.

  5. NewGal

    I want his penis inside my vagina!!

  6. Bigalkie

    No thanks.. I can grow my own beard now!

  7. Adam

    I’d say he’s a troll man but troll men don’t receive anal.

  8. Iknowittoo

    Oh please you have nothing bad to say. He has beautiful face.

    • Franka

      He is beautiful – I agree; the crude and horny bastards above, would scream like little girls if they saw him in public, and in all probability would wet themselves trying to get an autograph.

  9. KC

    Time for a “There’s Something About Mary” reboot already?

  10. Blue Steel meets derp.

  11. ****Note to Zac Efron’s Keeper…****

    Fer fuck sake go buy this kid a fucking hair brush. He looks like his hair got stuck in some guy’s butt crack while he was blowing him.

  12. Immune

    He’s so pretty, golly.

  13. bethy

    His hair is like an unspoken “Dickhead” warning to all women who dare approach.

  14. Horton Hears a Douche.

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