No..in TWO years I’ll look like Antonio Banderas in FIVE years.
TWO! I take 2 in the butt…
Any guesses on what his moustache smells like?
“La Vida Loca”. 1999.
Many years later, he ‘came out’ (shock. horror. surprise.)
Why is he still relevant in any way?
He’s starring in Evita on bway
he was in menudo
Do I ever want to put his penis in my vagina.
Sadly for you, the feeling isn’t mutual. Actually, it’d probably be more along the lines of, “Ew! Vaginas are icky!”
This needs NewGuy, yo
He might pee in your butt though if you can match his moustache and ask him nicely.
Bad enough being gay, but to top it off with a pedo mustache, really?
It must take a long time to stuff a coat with the downy pubes of past lovers.
“Mr Martin! How many feet of cock do you wish to be served tonight?”
rats that could mean he’s eating chicken feet… rats!
Mr Martin would you prefer the one or two foot dildo in your bunghole?
Would you like one or two balls on your spaghetti?
Do you take it in both holes or just one?
How do you wipe the semen out of your eyes?
How many gerbils are currently up your butt?
If you weren’t gay how much money would I have to pay you for a blow job?
What’s better than a hard cock?
Do you like golden or brown showers?
Which finger smells like ass?
How many cunts before you decided you liked to eat balls?
About hard far apart are a mans nuts from his butthole?
In every photo like this there’s a blurry guy in the background hoping it’s up his butt where Ricky Martin’s peace sign will go.
Fame and Respect I’ll be right back, I’m just going into obscurity for twenty years.
“Two in the brown, with the other hand grab around!”
“Two Jonas Brothers.”
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Ricky Martin in New York City. (February 19, 2012)