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  1. That poor poor bastard has no idea what kind of life lessons his old man set him up for….

  2. Hyah! Hyah! Off with you, photographer!

  3. That kid’s set up nicely.

    Gonna inherit a pile of VHS tapes and some dreamcatchers.

  4. Awesome! He won a blue ribbon at the Westminster Crazy Dad show.

  5. dooood

    so i says to him, fuck you winston churchill! i bet i can do FOUR kilos all by myself!!!

  6. Lita

    Does Gary know that’s his son and he’s not supposed to eat him?

  7. El Jefe

    My daddy is also my grandpa. FML

  8. Contusion

    Who is crazier…Gary Busey or the lady that procreated with him?

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Enjoy it while it lasts Gary. Before you know it they’re teenagers and sneaking out of the house looking for someone to sell them a comb.

  10. Adam

    He didn’t list this kid with all of his other great stuff.

  11. Now there are some sterling genetics at work.

  12. Jerky McPumpoff

    Busey is just happy to no longer be “that crazy weirdo from Lethal Weapon”

  13. Joaquin ingles

    That kid looks taylor made for an Omen reboot.

  14. KC

    Gary has mastered the mug-shot ready look.

  15. Swearin

    I’m willing to bet in Gary’s mind at the moment this photo was taken, he was picturing the intro scene to The Lion King

  16. GARY: “Son, just think. Someday after I’m gone that wheel barrow and those four cinder blocks will be all yours…”

    LUKE: “Thank you, Dad. Now lets go inside so I can change your wet pants again.”

  17. Jay

    Run Luke, RUN!

  18. Mumbler

    Steffanie: “Uh-oh, I smell a poopie diaper! Which one of you is it this time?”

  19. Diablow

    “Some day all this MOTHER FUCKING UNIVERSE OF BURNING FIREBALL OF HELL SCREAMING KNIVES BLEDING RIPPING PEELING AWAY SKIN BURNED FROM BONES BLAZED WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN DRAGONS, Junior”

  20. Colostomy Bag

    Pictured:
    1 bona fide gold-digger
    1 future serial killer
    1 who flew over the cuckoo’s nest

  21. King Diamond

    She loves him for his looks and gave him a baby because he wooed her with his charm.

  22. Invoke n toke

    He’s got his father’s brain damage.

  23. Lady Ga-ross.

    Someone had sex with Gary Busey????? Wtf?!

  24. bethy

    “NOPE! Nope, you have to stay seated while you hold him”

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