Gary Busey with his girlfriend Steffanie Sampson and son Luke in Malibu. (February 19, 2012)
That poor poor bastard has no idea what kind of life lessons his old man set him up for….
I’m not so sure. He kinda looks like he has a pretty good idea.
Yeah, the look on the kid’s face says it all: “And I’m the one who has to live with them.”
Poor kid. Dad’s bat shit crazy, and sucking on Mom’s tits only results in doses of silicon.
Hyah! Hyah! Off with you, photographer!
That kid’s set up nicely.
Gonna inherit a pile of VHS tapes and some dreamcatchers.
… but sadly no hair product or personal grooming aids.
Awesome! He won a blue ribbon at the Westminster Crazy Dad show.
so i says to him, fuck you winston churchill! i bet i can do FOUR kilos all by myself!!!
Does Gary know that’s his son and he’s not supposed to eat him?
My daddy is also my grandpa. FML
Who is crazier…Gary Busey or the lady that procreated with him?
Enjoy it while it lasts Gary. Before you know it they’re teenagers and sneaking out of the house looking for someone to sell them a comb.
He didn’t list this kid with all of his other great stuff.
Now there are some sterling genetics at work.
Busey is just happy to no longer be “that crazy weirdo from Lethal Weapon”
That kid looks taylor made for an Omen reboot.
Gary has mastered the mug-shot ready look.
I’m willing to bet in Gary’s mind at the moment this photo was taken, he was picturing the intro scene to The Lion King
GARY: “Son, just think. Someday after I’m gone that wheel barrow and those four cinder blocks will be all yours…”
LUKE: “Thank you, Dad. Now lets go inside so I can change your wet pants again.”
Run Luke, RUN!
Steffanie: “Uh-oh, I smell a poopie diaper! Which one of you is it this time?”
“Some day all this MOTHER FUCKING UNIVERSE OF BURNING FIREBALL OF HELL SCREAMING KNIVES BLEDING RIPPING PEELING AWAY SKIN BURNED FROM BONES BLAZED WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN DRAGONS, Junior”
1 bona fide gold-digger
1 future serial killer
1 who flew over the cuckoo’s nest
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