1. Frank Burns

    “Darn it, if my stylist won’t bring me gauchos to wear, I’ll MacGyver up my own!”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    The black guy is saying. “Your turn to get the gerbil.”

    The response is obvious.

  3. El Jefe

    Now that Heidi Klum cut him off Seal has to resort to being a security guard for the Jonas brothers? Sad times.

  4. onos

    that his body guard or husband?

  5. boing

    lemme guess, NewGuy wants to stick his penis is his vagina.

  6. Nice capris, Joan.

  7. Isn’t this the one Rihanna wanted? He does have one fist balled up, so I guess there’s that.

  8. His pimp looks pissed. Did he not get his money?

  9. Does this idiot not grok that he looks like a dog turd on legs?

  10. Cajuno

    It’s the gay Skrillex.

  11. Coffee

    George Michael called, he wants his 5 o’clock shadow and incredibly obvious gayness back


    What you are really seeing is Joe Jonas sneaking away as Seal is having a fit that someone touched his nail polish remover.

  13. lori

    He just looks so….. stupid.

  14. Buddy the Elf

    Why do gay men wear all black to try and look straight?

  15. Senator Dirtpants

    “Owh moi gawwd… You mean to tell me that I spent, like, three thousand dollars on this outfit, and I can get it at American Apparel for, like, half of that, or something? Oh. Em. Gee.”

  16. bigalkie

    Walt Disney’s having a code red, damage control. That is the gayest looking picture possible.

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