superficial

  1. He must be walking behind Adrian Grenier.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Self respect?….Meh

  3. “He can’t tell me not to wear women’s sunglasses… I’ll show him…”

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    The male burka needs to become more popular.

  5. El Jefe

    Still way too much face showing.

  6. Contusion

    Yes Mickey, that’s right…the sunglasses go on the outside of the beanie. I don’t know why everyone else goes with inside and over the ears. Such fools.

  7. How do you clean an aluminum shirt anyway?

  8. Jerky McPumpoff

    He’s trying to prove that HE should have played Silvio Dante.

  9. Raoul

    Damn. Hillary Duff has been pregnant for-ever!

  10. Bigalkie

    PUSSY

  11. Katherine Heigl’s dad looks pissy.

  12. icu

    I thought he was the Soprano’s guy from the E Street Band.

  13. SSsuperficial

    Taking note from the Bret Micheals bible…if doth run out of bandanas, don a beanie.

  14. Field Marshall Ozone, whose secret identity is Mickey Rourke, is preparing to nab more evil-doers who try to thwart the American dream, along with other minor unpleasantries.

  15. I totally would. Is that weird?

    • somerandomchic

      Totally would *not* ..even back when he was considered hot and even then I thought he was an asshat. Goes off to bathe now from even the consideration yikes! Mothra called, wants another match with Godzilla here.

  16. jamie

    Wow didn’t know that micky was joan rivers brother..
    They sure look alike!!!

  17. TheNudeGuy

    I want to stick my vagina on her penis

  18. CheerfulGargoyle

    Looks like someone didn’t get his nap today.

  19. lori

    AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

  20. Senator Dirtpants

    Preparing for his role as the lovable curmudgeon Mr. Prissypants in the new Dr. Seuss live action feature… William Shatner!

  21. bethy

    Yes, that smell is you and everything about you in this picture.

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