In the background there is always a woman saying “Oy gevalt!” whenever Simmons walks around Miami without his bathrobe on.
It’s the latest yoga position, “Shitting Dog”.
Don’t do it Russell!!! It’s not just a fart!!!
I’ve called people “peckerhead” before, but never meant it literally.
Pretty much my reaction to Indian food as well, Russell.
Proof that Kim Kardashian’s ass has it’s own gravity. Don’t look directly into it!!!
Wish I saw this before i posted… Nicely played.
“Radio”, “Forrest”, “… whatever you wanna call it.
Oops, I pooped my pants.
Somebody buy him a paddle-ball before he dents his forehead.
Popping his own doody bubble.
Must be tough, occupying a beach in Miami.
The exact moment when Russell realized that sitting on a butt-plug wasn’t such a good idea, after all.
“Ima mess you up bitch, yo ass is mine
If I don’t pop you with my Smith & Wesson 9
I’ll blow yo mutha fuckin legs off wit a fuckin land mine.”
Cosby needs to lose some weight.
He sold a lot of crack to sit on the beach in Miami and not get asked to serve drinks.
He’s just now finding out just how tricky it really is.
Russell’s magical rosary beads points the way to the nearest open vagina.
Even Magneto couldn’t lift that fat ass up
See, this is right before the Mama Buzzard kicks in him in ass to bring back Bugs Bunny to the nest.
My momma done told me,
to bring home some dinner
Just out of frame, the gravitational well known as Kim Kardashian’s ass.
I had no idea he was diabetic.
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Russell Simmons in Miami. (February 18, 2012)