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  1. “No, trust me. He’ll puke you back up alive and unharmed. Well, alive anyway.”

  2. Frank Burns

    Photo captures the moment Elisabetta realizes she used to date George Clooney and now dates Steve O, or as her brain puts it, “OMG WTF!!!”.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Faces of Rohypnol

  4. Caught making out with a horse. Poor girl.

  5. So…what? We’re all just gonna pretend we don’t see a big fat “please help me” look on her face?

  6. Jam

    This is so fucking unbelievable. She’s gorgeous. The downgrade of the century, still.

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    The only rational explanation is that they’re filming “Trading Places 2″.

  8. Wink

    I think her rebounding with this doofus just ruined Clooney’s Oscar chances.

  9. El Jefe

    From George Clooney to Steve O, my how the might have fallen.
    I would kill myself if I were her.

  10. Only one of these people is happy the paparazzi are capturing this relationship on film.

  11. Bigalkie

    Elisabeta Canalis with that ” I just got caught fucking a farm animal ” look!

  12. She just found out he is indeed missing a chromosome.

  13. Snack pack

    Which is worse for Clooney: this, or if she turned gay?

  14. tits mcgee

    He has a tattoo of a cock dripping cum on his arm. We really need to thin the herd a little.

  15. tlmck

    I think it is nice when bottom feeders find each other.

  16. George P Burdell

    I have changed my mind: I’ll take “TRUTH.”

  17. cutthecrap

    I’m pretty convinced she just stapled her balls to her thigh.

  18. Coffee

    when they get married, will she be Elisabetta Canalis-O? GOD what a stupid pair.

  19. Buddy the Elf

    So, how is that whole “Make Clooney jealous” thing working for you?

  20. His eyes say maybe but his STD’s say yes!

  21. CranAppleSnapple

    Oh noes. Hope lost her memory again.

  22. squishy

    Guessing he isn’t a “Father Figure”…

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