James Franco at a screening and Q&A sessiong for My Own Private River in New York City. (February 19, 2012)
Shouldn’t he be filling my gastank?
fuck this guy is a douche
I don’t know about the greatest living actor, but he is a great actor.
James Franco is the greatest living actor and a legend in the making.
Shouldn’t he be creating invisible paintings with invisible art brushes & invisible oils?
That only deserve invisible money in return…
“I find the existential nature of my work to be soothing on both a personal as well as professional level. Much like the..”
blah blah blah fucker
more like “My Own Private Douchebag”…which if you think about it, should really go without saying.
The physical manifestation of pretentiousness.
Agreed, note the pre distressed boots…..nuff said.
Is he announcing his new cologne line, “Eau de Douchebag”?
It’s getting harder and harder to play James Franco.
He looks old. He looks 50.
Harvey Keitel is looking pretty good these days.
At the front of the place is a petition he wants you to sign to have the Hudson River changed to the James Franco River.
“Take for example the way I am here while also at Yale and NYU. You see Timmy, it’s a simple question of Quantum Mechanics…”
“So that’s when I decided to take on the hair and mannerisms of Heath Ledger’s Joker.”
“Now if you’ll all be quiet for the next two hours, I will explain my utter genius and why you should feel honored to be basking in my presence.”
“So breathing isn’t that hard, if you act method.”
Yes Christopher, we get it. The Bible is bullshit.
“So, yes, growing a moustache has been decidedly more difficult than I’d anticipated.”
They were all tricked into seeing his family vacation slideshow.
“I just sneak up on my erection like this and when it isn’t looking, I grab it and start stroking.”
“So, the secret to truly bringing out the flavor when sniffing one’s farts is to focus on the center of the aroma. You must move your hand in gentle waves, like so, to stir up the overall mix and bring out those subtleties.”
“Blah bleh blu blah blee, so yes, to answer your question, I believe it was right before I hosted the Oscars…are there any other questions that don’t pertain to when or how I became a douche?”
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